Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a ninja pirate fighting a demon dragon in the sky? Well duh! Of course you have! You have absolutely too much imagination and time, with no life of your own! (Just kidding people.) Anyway, assuming that you're with the rest of the world, and have played out this epic battle (alone and in your room, actually making sound effects to go along with what's happening in your head), you know that it's a close match. You, as the ninja pirate, have stealth and awesomeness on your side, but the dragon has fire breath and wings and, let's face it, he is just flat out better than you.
Until your parrot breaks out in some major awesome dance moves! All you need is Frosty (the super awesome parrot to the above) and a CD that has Willow Smith's (awful) song- Whip My Hair. Feel free to use ear plugs guys, I promise, I won't be insulted. But after your, *cough cough, lamer version of Frosty breaks out into dance moves, the dragon has no chance! Right?
Like this poor sap's. Sorry dude.
Well the epicness of the battle is enough to blow someone's mind. Needless to say, that in the imagination of a bored person, the ninja pirate wins every time.
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